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Zoo · Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:10 am Post subject: Yearly OSU-MI game, fresh jokes

Ok, I'll open up with this one:

Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said Johnny, "He is an assistant coach for Mlchigan, but I was too embarrassed to say so."

BARKY · Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:01 am Post subject:

lol thats all i can say

Squirlly · Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:06 pm Post subject:

Due to injuries and suspensions the Angry Skunks coaching staff is only going to dress 23 players for the game tomorrow....

...They figure the other players can dress themselves or have their mom's help out Twisted Evil

-Tim
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Zoo · Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:12 pm Post subject:

Found another one:

How do you make 'Mlchigan scrambled eggs'?

Put em into a big bowl and beat em for 3 hours!

Squirlly · Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:30 pm Post subject:

Bump. Altho the Visiting team this year can't beat themselves out of a wet paper bag it's still "The Big Game" and I'm still going to cheer just as loud!!

-Tim
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Squirlly · Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:23 am Post subject:

There was a close call in the land of the angry skunks yesterday. When the Football team showed up for pratice they noticed a white powder on the field. Since they could not identify the powder they called in the FBI and the HazMat crew. While the FBI and HazMat guys did their thing the team went into the locker room for a team meeting and to watch films of Ohio State. After 2 hours one of the FBI guys came in and announced that the powder is of no danger to the team and they should not be concerened about coming in contact with the powder since it was the chalk used to mark the goal line they would not be coming within 20 yards of it anyway.

-Tim
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Sunshine · Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:39 pm Post subject:

haha u are all hilarious...OD they all make fun of us but yet they are the ones who jump into a freezing pond when its 20 degrees out...now that is genius
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Dirdy · Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:49 am Post subject:

BigMac · Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:23 pm Post subject:

So guys
Whats the similarity between ND football and weed?

They both get smoked in bowls.
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Dirdy · Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:57 am Post subject: