Jeff Stallard
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First PostSo this penguin is having problems with his car. He takes it into the machanic and tells him what the problem is. The mechanic says it will take about 30 minutes to take a look at it, so the penguin goes next door and gets an ice cream cone...cause penguins love ice cream. But being as penguins only have flippers, the little fellow gets ice cream all over his beak. So anyway, he goes back later to check on his car. The mechanic reluctantly tells him, "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin says, "No, that's just ice cream."
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Guest
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don't give up the day job
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Jeff Stallard
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Okay, how about this one?
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, I got a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies, "Really?! You got a drink named Murray?!"
...didn't like that one either? Then feast your squinties on this doozy of a joke.
A neutron walks into a bar after a long day at work. He orders a beer, and pulls out his wallet to pay. The bartender brings the drink, but declines payment, saying, "For you, no charge."
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Guest
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Dave you hold him still... Jon and I will shoot him.
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Guest
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Okay first of all... WTF is that with the ad in my post like a signature?!?
Secondly....
Did you hear the one about the monk who visits New York city, walks up to a hog dog vendor and asks, "Can you make me one with everything?"
*runs away*
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Guest
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Thirdly...
The monk holds out his hand for change from the bill he paid with, and the vendor says, "Change comes from within."
Woot!!!
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Jeff Stallard
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There you go, now we're getting it rolling. Here's a tame limerick for you.
There once was a whore at Yale,
whose price was tattoed on her tail,
and on her behind,
for the sake of the blind,
she had it embroidered in brail.
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Guest
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3/5 is that the best you can do?
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