Bingo
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READ THIS ONEHi everyone....thought you all could use a good laugh!
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> > I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in
> line
> > to check out. A woman behind me asked me if I had a dog?
> > (DUHHHH) Doesn't it annoy you when people ask dumb questions? Since I
> was
> > already feeling a bit crabby, as well as PMS-ing, I told her "NO, no
> dog.
> > I'm starting the Purina diet again, although I probably shouldn't
> because
> > I ended up in the hospital the last time. I lost 50 pounds before I
> > awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my
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> > orifices and IV's in both arms."
> > The woman's eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with
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> > bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her, "Hey, it's
> an
> > easy, inexpensive diet. All you do is load your pockets or purse with
> > Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
> Since
> > the package claims it's nutritionally complete, I'm, going to try it
> > again."
> > (I have to mention here that by now practically everyone in the line
> was
> > enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.)
> Horrified,
> > she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that
> why I
> > ended up in the hospital.
> > I said, "Oh no. I was sitting in the middle of the street licking my
> butt
> > when a car hit me."
> > I thought the tall guy in back of the line was going to have to be
> carried
> > out!
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